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The Physics of Zombies II: Madore’s Rules of Zombie Vision… – Scholarly Article Review

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Bill Nelson

Looks like the Madore brothers have done it again, releasing the second research paper in what I hope is a series of scientific articles on zombies. I reviewed their first paper and was lucky enough to get an interview with … Continue reading →

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If You Want to Protest, Hire Zombies

Posted on July 2, 2011 by Bill Nelson

Lately it seems that in order to protest, we have to dress like zombies. I didn’t see any vampires protesting years ago when vampires were the rage. That’s right, I said the rage. I think zombies help make a point … Continue reading →

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Interview with David and Robert Madore, the Authors of The Physics of Zombies

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Bill Nelson

David and Robert Madore have published a scientific article, The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules of Zombie Cohesion, Zombie Cells and Super Cells, Zombie Black Holes, Zombie Cell Stress-Fission and Zombie Quirks. It has made quite a splash in the … Continue reading →

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The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules…Quirks – Scholarly Article Review Part 3

Posted on June 23, 2011 by Bill Nelson

The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules of Zombie Cohesion, Zombie Cells and Super Cells, Zombie Black Holes, Zombie Cell Stress-Fission and Zombie Quirks, is a scientific paper you should read. It’s a fantastic article that addresses the scientific aspect of … Continue reading →

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The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules…Quirks – Scholarly Article Review Part 2

Posted on June 20, 2011 by Bill Nelson

If you haven’t read The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules of Zombie Cohesion, Zombie Cells and Super Cells, Zombie Black Holes, Zombie Cell Stress-Fission and Zombie Quirks, I would recommend you read it. It’s the first scientific journal article I’ve … Continue reading →

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The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules…Quirks – Scholarly Article Review Part 1

Posted on June 16, 2011 by Bill Nelson

I stumbled onto a wonderful scientific paper regarding zombie behavior and the coming zombie apocalypse; specifically, the paper explains the zombie phenomena using theories of physics and mathematics.  It is absolutely brilliant!  It’s the first empirical study of zombie theory … Continue reading →

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Zombie Apocalypse Set for May 26th

Posted on May 19, 2011 by Bill Nelson

WeZombie has been calculating the zombie apocalypse prediction date (ZAPD) daily for almost a year now, and in that year the zombie apocalypse has moved 10 years closer. The formula is based on current events, search engine results, and the … Continue reading →

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Moms vs. Zombies – Moms win

Posted on April 10, 2011 by Bill Nelson

Nicki Salcedo posted an article this morning on the Decatur-Avondale Estates Patch talking about how preparing for the zombie apocalypse has taught her everything there is to know about parenting.  After reading her post, I don’t think the zombies stand … Continue reading →

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Rick Genest – Zombie Fashion Model and More

Posted on April 7, 2011 by Bill Nelson

If you haven’t heard of Rick Genest yet, you probably will soon.  Ten years ago, Genest decided to tattoo his body to look like a zombie.  That’s what he wanted to be at the time, and now it’s led him … Continue reading →

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Women: How to Dress for the Zombie Apocalypse

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Bill Nelson

Ellie Bryant, a junior at Sweet Briar College in Virginia, has posted an article on their student newspaper blog regarding fashion and the zombie apocalypse.  Ellie has some great ideas on looking good and remaining human at the same time.  … Continue reading →

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