Missouri’s Conservation department has named it’s newest “invasive species” – Zombies! That’s right, they have a new web page up called Flesh Afield, where they inform you about this latest threat to the environment. From the site:
While zombie management is largely left to the police, military and health agencies, conservation plays a role in protecting Missouri’s fish, forest and wildlife resources–and Missourians–from this invasive species.
You’ll find tips on zombie identification, zombie hunger and habitat, tree stand safety, and even helpful tips for hunters, anglers, foresters and other woodsmen. Heck, it even mentions that in the fall gigging season, a gig makes a great zombie weapon. (I would opt for the gig without barbs – don’t want to have problems getting their head off the gig. Also, make sure you go with a solid steel handle for maximum durability.