We Zombie tracks news reports and search engine queries, looking for signs of the impending zombie apocalypse. Yesterday, a man in in Miami was fatally shot when he refused to stop eating the face of another man. When a police officer ordered him to stop, he looked up, growled, and continued eating. While these are the kind of news reports we’ll see in the weeks leading up to the zombie apocalypse, this is probably an isolated incident. Police are speculating that “bath salts” may have been a cause of the man’s behavior, but we’ll never really know for sure.
There are reports of four similar incidents in Miami recently, which police are also blaming on bad LSD. Could this be some diabolical viral experiment carried out on homeless people? Certainly it is possible, but I think we would be seeing more than one of these cannibalistic attacks. Either way, this was a sad, horrible event that should never have happened. The Huffington Post has the story.