Supreme Court – Worried About Zombie Apocalypse

In a 5-4 decision today, the Supreme Court ruled that citizens must be allowed to own guns in American cities, striking down the gun ban that some cities had put in place.  Obviously, they are concerned about how people will protect themselves from the zombie apocalypse is they’re not allowed to own guns.  Seriously, a shotgun has been proven to be one of the best zombie head removers, and the Supreme Court is only looking out for our best interests.  The chairman of the Police and Fire Committee agreed and said “This is a huge issue that all the city residents are concerned about. We will be remiss if we did not try to craft something strong to protect everyone.” CNN has a story on the decision.

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