Zombie Apocalypse Prediction Date – ZAPD

With all of the strange news lately – cannibalism, raged-out people throwing intestines and chewing attacks, the media is alive with talk of the coming zombie apocalypse. This has moved the zombie apocalypse prediction date very close, less than a year out. Usually, this much zombie activity on the Internet happens only as Halloween nears.

If this were an actual zombie apocalypse, this is how it would start – seemingly random events of crazy attacks, government denial, and most importantly, people seeking news and advice on search engines. The ZAPD formula is based on this kind of information.

We all know the zombie apocalypse is coming, but when?  WeZombie is proud to announce the Zombie Apocalypse Prediction Date which will estimate the date and time that the apocalypse will become pandemic.  Is it accurate?  Is it perfect?  Probably not, but it’s a good start towards providing a measurement for planning for that eventual moment.  The date will change based on the prevailing current events, zombie popularity, zombie merchandise costs, and other factors so that we can get a feeling for whether we are getting closer or further away from the eventual zombie apocalypse.  Once we have sufficient historical data we’ll be able to predict trends that will aid in the discussions for planning.

The ZAPD will always be in the upper right corner of all the WeZombie pages, and is updated daily.  How is the prediction date calculated?

Here’s a definition of the variables:

This is the # of search results across three search engines for zombie apocalypse

This is the # of search results across three search engines for zombie

This is the advertiser per dollar cost of the word zombie on google adsense

This is the # of search results for news stories involving zombies

This is the # that would indicate an epidemic of news stories involving zombies

This is a fudge factor I can use to shorten the apocalypse date.  It is currently not in use, as it’s value is 0 and it does not change the equation’s results.  However, I may use it in the future because as I look out my window at the people walking by I sometimes see zombies.  As I see more of this happening I may need to shorten the apocalypse date.  I won’t give my address, but I will say that people that walk by here look more like zombies every day, so this F factor may need to be factored into the equation in the future.

Above and to the right of the date is an arrow indicating the trend compared to yesterday:

The zombie apocalypse prediction date is now earlier than previously predicted

The zombie apocalypse prediction date is now later than previously predicted

The zombie apocalypse prediction date is remaining steady

If you would like to add the Zombie Apocalypse Prediction Date to your web site, here is the code.  It will update automatically each day:

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05/26/13 – Jul. 30, 2014 10:14 AM
05/27/13 – Jul. 12, 2014 3:47 PM
05/28/13 – Jul. 23, 2014 2:10 AM

Update – July 8, 2011.  Signs of the zombie apocalypse are staying relatively stable. New stats are posted on the statistics page, and it looks like May 26 is still the projected date.

Update – May 19, 2011.  We have almost a year of daily zombie apocalypse prediction dates compiled.   I’ve posted some new statistics and a graph on the statistics page, but so far it still looks like May 26 is the magic date.  It amazes me how this random formula based on search engine results keeps pointing to May 26 – somewhere around the year 2014 or 2015 for the zombie apocalypse.

Update – December 12, 2010.  My hope was that after the Halloween holiday, the zombie apocalypse date would start moving back out, and indeed it has.  The popularity of zombies this past Halloween moved the date very close – only a year away, but the date has been returning to around 3 years out, so we still have time to prepare.  I’ve posted some new statistics and a graph on the statistics page.

Update – October 25, 2010. Don’t worry – even though the zombie apocalypse prediction  date has moved into the year 2013 for the first time, I think this is a temporary trend. Much of the change in news and search requests on the Internet regarding the apocalypse are due to zombies being popular for costumes and decorations for the Halloween holiday. My hope is that after the holiday, the date will move back out.  If it doesn’t, well then perhaps we should pay attention to all those predictions about the year 2012.

Update – October 15, 2010. The zombie apocalypse prediction date has moved much closer – for the first time the date has moved into the year 2015.  I hope this is an anomaly and not a sign of things to come.

Update – September 1, 2010. We’re still updating the zombie apocalypse prediction date every day, and the date has been hovering around the years 2020 and 2021.  Last month saw a decrease of about 6 years until the apocalypse comes.  Some interesting statistics have been generated and are available on a recent post.

Update – August 14, 2010. In the past week, the zombie apocalypse prediction date has been steadily moving closer – it is now in the year 2021 for the first time. There has been a large increase in the number of news stories related to zombies, and search inquires containing the terms “zombie apocalypse” have increased. The formula for the ZAPD has not changed, and the fudge factor F is still 0 and is not being used.

Update – August 5, 2010.  Today the zombie apocalypse prediction date moved a lot closer – into the year 2024 for the first time since WeZombie started tracking the coming apocalypse.  There has been a large increase in the number of news stories related to zombies, particularly in the UK, and this has caused the date to move a lot closer.

Update – July 21, 2010.  Strange.  Google’s search result count for the word zombie jumped by 14 million in one day.  At the same time, the search result count for zombie apocalypse increased by only 100 thousand.  This means that the percent of chatter related to zombies contain less talk of the zombie apocalypse.  For for first time, the zombie apocalypse prediction date has moved out into the year 2028.  This is probably a good thing, but those of you waiting for the zombie horde’s arrival will be disappointed

Update - July 9, 2010 marks the first day that the zombie apocalypse prediction date has moved into the year 2025.  The zombie hordes will be here sooner than we think.

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208 Responses to Zombie Apocalypse Prediction Date – ZAPD

  1. Jameersmith says:

    R y’all in the zombie attack

  2. Sanslicer13 says:

    I live in PA and I’m training with my friends.

  3. Sanslicer13 says:

    We will be protect if we are prepared.We WILL survive!

  4. Ryan Turney says:

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  6. tasha says:

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  7. Even though people say its fake, it will come no matter what they say..But i bet florida will be over populated with zombies :l people everywhere o-o

  8. doomprime says:

    whether you believe in the zombie apocalypse or not. does not really matter. I would rather prepare for some sort of apocalypse than not. I would rather have a plan and the tools for any kind of apocalypse and not need them. than need them and not have them. also please remember as all scientists and leaders know. any society is only ever 3 meals away from anarchy.

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  10. Alica says:

    Okie, im a lil scared but, my boyfriend’s large meat can knock the shit out of them
    i do believe and i think the zombie apocalypse thing is actually rlly cool :D

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  12. bonecrusher says:

    All you need is a bow and clothes-water some food remember always travel light because you never know what is around the cornor haveing and sword is ok because it’s light weight.

  13. zombie apocalypse believer says:

    No one knows if when the zombie apocalypse will happen. But it’s becoming apparent that it will happen eventually happen, the zombie drug, the government cover ups in Florida so always be prepared

  14. the man says:

    My bad it got cut off from aids.

  15. the man says:

    I have an 14 inch dong so I will fight evil with my dong

  16. nick st. says:

    it not a matter of if it matter of when will it happan you guys dont know anything just beware

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  18. Zack says:

    Zombies are not real so why say there real ????????

    • Ellie says:

      they are real, and the sooner you except that the longer you’ll live when it actually does happen, its happened before in 1599, or so they say. and it will happen again, i just hope your ready for it. do you ever wonder what the government is going to do if the population goes crazy? do you know how many zombie movies there are? you know about those recent zombie outbreaks? the government is waiting to get it perfect so that they can bring the number in population do a few notches, but you see. you will live maybe 3 days, then die. because you don’t believe. believers always live. because they know what will happen. #don’tdie

  19. dnldxtr says:

    Im trying to understand what makes most of you “experts” on a subject that nobody has ever needed to deal with. To become an expert, doesn’t that require a huge amount of training. IF a zombie apocalypse does happen you have no idea what the actual facts are going to be.. Reading a book hardly makes you an expert…

    • Jesse says:

      No not all of us just read books and know what is going to happen and how to protect ourselves, some people like me and my friends are prepping by knowing how to survive in emergency situations where we would need to use weapons to protect ourselves. Kinda like a survival situation that will never end, and then you add zombies and people that you can’t trust and weapons into the equation. In reality, no one is truly “ready” for the zombie outbreak, but we sure can come close to it. Me and my friends have hiking back packs stocked with lots of supplies that we need. Most people will think, ok I need guns, ammo, food, water, a knife, soap, a few changes of clothes, deodorant, etc. Where in fact yes you do need most of that stuff, but in a situation like this, get the essentials and many ways to protect yourself, you don’t need more than 3 changes of clothes or soap or deodorant. If your going to bring anything of tht stuff, bring a small thing of camp suds. Tht type is the best because u can literally use like 5 drops for yr whole body and hair, and then it doesn’t create smell making u less detectable. Also, I highly recommend a shamy cloth (small). This r like the only things u need tht isn’t an essential, well that and a cb radio for like the first week or two so if you know if anything changes in the world. If no improvement happens in two weeks, then toss the radio or find some use for it because society isn’t coming back for a while. Bows are better to have than guns because they are silent and deadly. The only difference is that you have to retrieve your arrows and it can be even harder to find arrows. If you have a recurve bow or a long bow, you can make wooden arrows for it (highly recommend oak). If you use a wooden arrow in a compound bow it will instantly shatter and to whole arrow will go into your arm. Just be ready. Do some research and find out some info on how to prepare for this type of epidemic, that’s all I have for advice. Know how to be stealthy. Know how to survive. Remember, the country is always better than the city. When this all goes down, me and my friends are planing to go to philmont or camp frontier. I know those places and they are pretty good on being in the country and I know those places very well as well and have maps. If you don’t know where these places are, look them up on google maps and check it out. They are actually quite nice. I live in Ohio so I think my first stop would probably trying to get to camp frontier because its a lot closer. Well, I hope to see you all out there alive someday. See you surviving! Good luck to you all, we will all need it! If you have any questions, feel free to email me at deerhunter6000@yahoo.com with the subject: zombie apocalypse. Thanks for reading.

    • Connor says:

      Do most people believe in religion? no, so what makes priests experts on something that’s possibly not real and is written in a “book” moron?

  20. Chuck says:

    Yo guys

    i also did calculations about it, all the calculations lead to year 2015/2016/2017/2018
    i did a search on Nostradamus the french prophecy, and his showed year 2018 or 2019, but remember guys anything can change with the type of governments we have today, maybe there is a person already zombie but dead or tested on, we don’t know hey!

    Keep you updated, there is huge experiment happening in Africa somewhere, but mostly experiments happening in Texas, Germany, London and area 51, i hope I’m wrong about these experiments happening, lets see what happens.


    • Traicer says:

      Maby yeah there is maby already someone zombie, in a secure area some where no one knows about!

      that place would be area 51 maby.

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  22. omfg people says:

    For the love of god All u fuckers must be hitting the bong to hard if IF there was Abu kind if virus to break out none of u would prolly make yall a bunch of re-red

    • Traicer says:

      Why are people like you visit a site like this? you prbaly belive it also.

      Why are you coming if you dont belive in it?

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    PBB will begin on Sept. 11 2013.

  24. Zambie Expert says:

    if a zambie pocalypse happened I would last for ever because I’m good at running and zambie eat the lost souls of Egyptians and I’m not from Egypt so I’m good and I’m also good at doing the boom boom if you know what I mean so I can repopulate the civilisation of my nation if you understand my communication or do you need a demonstration. so I survive. not only forever but fiveever.

  25. Hi my name is joe I’m azombie expert ihave afew weapons incuding,severall huge knives,ametal hammer,and ihave a metal bat so me and me and my smalk group of friends are already have plans to escape to the norteast I’m planning on escaping with my small group to the state of newyork and ineed advice and how am isupposed to get lots of food and water oh and enough gas for my dads car when the zombie apocalypse 2015 comes I’ll be ready to make my escape to the north see yah well igotta go idony have much time left igotts go and get my weapons and food stocked up for thr zombie apocalypse 2015 iwish you goodluck I’ll see you all after 20 years~joethebrave signing out

  26. Jarrett says:

    i think it could happen. theirs already a virus that infects insects and turns them into “zombies” so as to spread the spores to turn the rest of the hive into more of them. all it has to do is evolve to infect larger animals. and it’s just a mater of fact that everything does and WILL evolve. it’s just a question of when and how long will it take. their is also a spider out in the jungles out there (can’t remember the precise place) that does the same thing with its bite. i got mostly just bladed weaponry but that’s great for silent killing and i’ve read all about zombies, watched movies about em, gamed about em and i’m very good with my reflexes, watching my surroundings, being very quiet when i need to be, and my hearing is almost at an insane level. i can hear the car pull up in the drive way on the other end of the house, with my door closed, with my headphones in at full blast and the washing machine going all at the same time even if i’m not paying much attention to whats going on around me. so double that if i’m being cautious. i’m also good at sprinting fast although i will admit i can only do it in short distances only about 50 meters or so but if i’m just running normally i can go farther. i think i would survive at least a good amount of time if not the entirety…the rest of my family though….now thats a different story.

  27. maddy says:

    Everybody who thinks the ZA is gonna happen is messed up and crazy. It is impossible for a dead brain to even grow back and make a whole new being. People, you are wasting your time, please something is more meaningful in life. Go to college and get a masters degree in what ever. Please stop wasting time on a Myth that will never happen.

    • Traicer says:

      Well This is the begin of dumb people, that thinks this cant Happend. Well you are wrong You wil be one of the walkers when it starts, and if you are in big trouble I am not there to safe your ass. there is already a plant that controls the brains of ends so Why sould this not be happening to people so Explain give a good reason why this cant happen?

      • budgenasty5 says:

        Really you honestly are going by the walking dead! If your gonna believe in a virus that will affect it would be cordeyceps which is a fungi which attacks the hosts brain taking control of the steam only telling your body to eat and move. Now where this whole zombie thing is impossible is that the body will rot maggots and bacteria will break the body down slowly till only bones. With out muscles or tendons the bones can’t move, therefore a zombie apocalypse is generally about 3 to 6 weeks your body will break down eventually leaving only bone. Climate will affect this process hot and humid temps will cause the body to break down faster while cold and dry will cause the process to slow. There you go your answer now go to collage and take a MR class people.

    • Leon S. Kennedy says:

      I guess that’s why there are tests that have already been conducted…and of course the government wasn’t the only party.

      but it’s like saying humans don’t exist.

    • Edward says:

      Bitch nigga fuck yo teeth!

    • bonecrusher says:

      The zombie apocalypse will happen very soon and the government knows it to they are waiting for that to happen they are keeping it a secret

  28. Pootis Man says:

    I like how everyone is trying to prove to people on the internet that they have all this crap and could survive an apocalypse, when chances are you guys have never been given the opportunity to shoot one of your own friends/relatives because of an unfortunate event… Don’t be so cocky guys, you never know when something’ll bite ya in the ass later on. Besides, it seems to me that all you lot are thinking about is the weapons you can use; what about vehicles and fuel? What about food and water? What about a contingency plan in case shit goes down at home? There are a lot of variables to a destroyed civilization and if you don’t think about them then you won’t last a week.

    • sean says:

      you are right. everybody needs to get the zombie survival guide written by max brooks. it tells you how to handle everything that you stated. i personally own it and it has changed my outlook of the zombie apocalypse.

      • heather says:

        I own it as well. I hate when people say the zombie apocalypse wont happen, what do they know..? Except the cdc or government. I believe a zombie apocalypse is going to happen the main question should be when..?

    • bonecrusher says:

      Pootis man i don’t think you would survive a zombie apocalypse neither everyone has something they want to say they can say it if that’s what they want to believe let them believe it And for one thing i believe their will be a zombie apocalypse some day

  29. cecelia wallace says:

    okay so I hope to god that their is one!! omg , luigi, the killer, and loop… lets go boys (; momma’s got plans for some kicking ass and taking names!!:D

  30. Why bother? says:

    There is no zombie apacolypse coming and never will be!!! Zombies originated from the fairytale Freinkinstien. Is, was, he real? NO. You people are insane and stupid

    • Ethan says:

      Haters gonna hate

    • Traicer says:

      No you are wrong. Aids is been made by the humans cancer is same story but little bit different but Why is it not possible to get a virus that maby is been made by the Humans and is evalutated to a agressive weird virus that destroys man kind and create kind a zombie look like world???

      Sorry for bad english.

      • maddy says:

        crazy person which is you

      • budgenasty5 says:

        No… aids came from monkeys. Sicknesses we have now is because of animals we keep in close contact with. Fever came from pigs. Aids from monkeys. Chicken pox from cows. Flu from chickens. Many of the animals we are close to are the ones that get us sick.

    • Leon S. Kennedy says:

      Says the guy who visited this site to try and prove experts wrong.

    • Sanslicer13 says:

      WHY BOTHER? you will be infected once it starts

  31. Ethan says:

    Wouldn’t the zombies die from water because if they are decayed they would fall apart in bad storms or in lakes, pond, rivers, and oceans just wondering

  32. Ethan says:

    So I have lots of guns knives baseball bats all kinds of things if i had to survive i would go to the amazon somehow because its not that populated or i would go to Alaska I would bring my freinds and family and my freinds will bring their family’s most my freinds and their family’s go hunting have tons of guns and other weapons do you think I would survive bc the zombocalypts is going to happen just try not to start it bc we could all die we might feel confident but we might not make it and we would die from the governments nukes

  33. Dylan says:

    September 16, 2013. Patient 0 will be infected.

  34. sean says:

    I am almost 16 and i live in south carolina. D have tons of knives, machetes, blunt weapons, and a tomahawk. We also have tons(about 50) of guns, and i know i shouldn’t use them unless absolutely necessary, but i also have several 22s which aren’t very loud. Me and me dad go to the range every other weekend and i’m a pretty decent shot. I know how to us my blades very well. My friends are also good with a gun and can demolish something with a blade. My dad and my uncle were in the military and have pretty good plans for reconnaissance, getting supplies, etc. Do you think we will survive?

  35. Alex says:

    Me and my friends talk about this all the time i live in australia and wed go to the school we go to we would go on our breezeways block off all the doors there is a gun shop down the road from our school so we would stock up on ammunition and silencers so that we dont make noise and we would send a small group of people out to get food supplies and stuff like that do you think i would survive

  36. What I keep telling people is:

    don’t use guns unless you need to, they attract the damn things. Don’t go running in there, or you best be prepared for a struggle. Zombies feel no pain, and have no limits to their body like humans. They will grip you until their fingers break, and will continue until you bleed. They will claw at you until their nails fall off, and will keep doing it. If one manages to fall on top of you, they will use all their weight, and are near impossible to push off. Whilst trying to kill one, always aim for the head. Also, don’t think “Oh, but that will hurt them badly.” That will only make you insane.
    They don’t feel pain. They don’t bleed. They don’t die.

    Also, here are some of my last tips:

    Don’t throw a grenade into a crowd of zombies. The dense crowd will only muffle the blast, and the immense amount of bodies will only reduce damage. Travel in small groups, defend in large groups. Make sure to have a vehicle, most likely one with passenger seats, one that travels far, and one that is relatively silent.

    Hope this helped, trust me, I’m an expert. Also, visit our website, http://www.zombieresearchsociety.com for more information of zombies, merchandise, and social activities.

    • budgenasty5 says:

      No zombies have the same limits to there bodies they may not feel but the body rots over time making it impossible. Plus zombies have the same limits as we do they have the same body they just can’t feel. Zombies don’t have more strength typically (could be wrong) they can’t go dead weight either the muscles will melt and decay over time till they’re bone. Which means that with muscles or tendons they can’t move this process takes about 3 to 6 weeks so it’d be over faster than expected…

    • Sanslicer13 says:

      Those fucking zombies won’t know what hit them those mother fucking zombie !

  37. Domas says:

    Im 14 years old, I sport everyday, Im very strong, can run veray fast a long distance, i know the “parkour” crap, Can swim 10 kilometres or more. And if zomies really happen I would stay at home in town until there is no more panicing peoples in the streets and just live in town until the food ends.

  38. Becky says:

    OK So i am 13 years old and a girl from england . I have a cricket bat and some rather sharp knives.i also have rollerblades and i know how to drive a car i would take my family up into a remote place like maybe the isle of sky or countryside somewhere and set up camp and fight so do you think i could make it?

    p.s i believe the zombie apocalypse could happen and when it does we will be ready :D

    • Sammy Hughes says:

      I think you could make it and i could to. I know karate and i would bray every zombie i saw. I have loads of knives and a chainsaw so come on up zombies, take your best shot. I am ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. Bring it on!!! :D

    • Boi says:

      Dear Becky,
      I am also a female and I am 15 I have a group that watches this stuff and we plan it, we were looking at your comment and wanted to give you a few tips. We do not mean to offend you in any way, you don’t have to take our advice but its would be good. You plan to go to the country is good but to get there not so great. You cannot rely on a car, if there is no power how are you gonna pump gas, also what if your car breaks down in the middle of a horde, then your in trouble. 2nd You want more than a Cricket bat and a few sharp knives, while that’s good for emergency’s, you want to get a more stronger weapon. now if you don’t have a gun then try upgrading your bat as it put some nails at the end, but don’t split the wood. Also try finding or getting a pistol but make sure to have a silencer for it. I don’t have time to tell you all advice but try expanding your mind and good luck for the apocalypse will be here sooner than you think.

  39. WillWow_mc says:

    Hi all just wanting to say I think this zombie apocalypse will happen but I’m not sure if the calculator will be right(probs are it’s nowhere near, we’ll it’s just a prediction) but I’m going with a friend to his place cause he’s in the middle of the bush with a huge clearing on the hill part of the place but he’s got guns, cars, alcohol(just in case

  40. colin polson says:

    i thank the zombie apocalypase is coming near im going to laff if it dose hapin

  41. james says:

    I think u could also.. So dont forget me!!

  42. Paizee says:

    Idk if the zombiez will come

    • Sammy Hughes says:

      How could u say that of corse it will come. We just hav to wait, and be ready. Make sure you buy lots of canned food thow, fresh food will be infected. Also buy bottled water. Not from the tapps. Just be safe and be ready and we will survive this :D

      • Jack Iaq says:

        Hey dude dont get water once you get a camp get water a boil it and then drink it cause it purefies it

  43. shawn lanzer says:

    i think you can make it Briar.

  44. shawn lanzer says:

    i would like to join you please Briar.

  45. emily says:

    this is retarted

  46. Briar says:

    ok, anyone think i can make it with only a baseball bat? im a really skinny, 13 year old girl. i run fast for a really long time and im stronger than i seem. i think when the zombies come i’ll be going straight to an unpopulated area and setting up camp with my group of friends. who thinks i can make it?

    • mike says:

      i do! i know you could do it

    • mike says:

      no, i realy think u could make it, but if u are talking about a wooden baseball bat kinda a good choice because if it breaks there you have a stake,but if your talking about a metal bat, i think its game overfor the zombies

      • Briar says:

        Hey, and ya, it is a wooden bat. I hav a couple friends and we have a plan 2 get outta here. Im also trying 2 remember as many edible and medicinal herbs cuz im like the doctor of our group. Im not crazy! Just prepared…

        • Boi says:

          What a good idea to do is to write them down on paper and create a bug out bag. If you don’t know what that is search on youtube. Also you need to know where your gonna sleep before the sun goes down. hope I helped a bit.

    • Ethan heard says:

      Ok I’m 15 I have had that Idea but I’m goin to get 12 inch nails and hammer them through the bat and I’m alson within about 5 months into it I’m pretty sure that guns will be in our reach bc people will try to be Heros and and kill them with pistols or assault weponds I would like for you to add me as a friend on fb if u have one and I will add u into a group my buddy Austin created and we are prepared to fight people think we r crazy and ad me on FB Ethan Heard just messenge me and say I’m brair

      • Austin says:

        Im 18 and you guys sound rediculous saying your going to kill a hoard of zombies with a bat and you can run fast.. Why would you even attempt to go outside with a bat you need a gun and if you dont have one hide lmfao

      • Briar says:

        Do u think metal bebe’s for a bebe gun can kill a zombie? One of my friends thinks so… Im not sure. But I got my baseball bat and my huge knives :)

        • Boi says:

          Well I guess it would depend on the fps, probably over about 1400 fps and how close you may be able to. But use the Metal instead of a copper bebe. but I still would not realy on it.

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