Zombie Enthusiast Arrested in NYC

Two days ago a man was spotted in a NYC bus terminal by the Port Authority police.  He was wearing a trench coat, had a camouflage bag over his shoulder, and an “empty” look in his eyes. This doesn’t sound all that abnormal to me, but apparently the police thought perhaps they should talk to him and as soon as they did he admitted having a gas-powered pellet gun in his bag (never admit anything).  That was enough to prompt a search of his bag (bug-out?) where they found the following: several knives, burglar tools, night-vision goggles, hand-drawn blueprints, the gas-powered pellet gun, oh, and five samurai swords. He explained himself to police as a zombie enthusiast. This dude is prepared and should be commended for being ready before we are.

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