Something that everyone should know – and perhaps it should be required to laminate the results and carry them in your purse or wallet – because you never know when you will be given that look from friends and relatives after you’ve become contaminated. It becomes a very suspicious waiting game. If you can show your calculated zombie infection time, and the time has sufficiently passed, they may let you live – although you will still be watched. The Oatmeal.com has a cool zombie infection time calculator on the site.
Take a moment to answer a few questions and find out how long you will have to wait after contamination before anyone will trust you once that day comes (let’s hope you are smarter than that).