Have you ever stopped to think about the legal ramifications involved with zombies? For example, if I become infected, I may want to be put out of my misery immediately or I may want to be left alone so that I could experience being a zombie, if even for a short time. Or, what if a zombie gets arrested and tried for murder – who would defend it in court? Well, it’s good to know that the law firm of Hordov, Fletch, Heders & Cooper specialize in law for zombies and their former loved ones. Several of the partners are zombies, so they can relate to and protect zombies in the same way that they’ve had to protect themselves. If you find yourself being victimized or harassed by zombie hunters you may want to give these guys a call.
It’s amazing what you will find if you just google “zombie law”. Do you have zombie will? If not, you can get your Zombie Will and Testament, which will help people decide how to dispose of you. Questions like “Which way would he want to go? Which is the most humane? What tool should I use?” can all be put down in writing now so that your loved ones will know your wishes. The document will cover: method of dispatch, tool used in the dispatch, rite(s) preferred before, during and/or after your demise.